The Electric Horseman (1979)

The Electric Horseman (1979)
Directed by Sydney Pollack

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

"The biggest surprise in a man's life is old age."

Fear not; this is not a film review. I seldom discuss films (no seriously check the blog, I don’t) because film is so subjective the majority of the time its not worth arguing about. However I watch a lot of movies and I know I’ve been affected when I wake up the next morning and can’t stop thinking about what I saw the night before. And that’s really the whole point of movies, right? To somehow be affected or moved by what you have seen. The immediacy is the hook, any decent movie will hold your attention by a variety of different, textbook, Hollywood tricks. But it’s the lasting impression that separates a film from being pure entertainment to an actual work of art. Rarely films accomplish this, however in my opinion (it’s my blog so I can say this) “Elegy” did so gracefully.

“Elegy” is based on a Philip Roth short story and it’s literary tone is probably what made it successful, mixed with amazing performances by Penelope Cruz and Ben Kingsley of course. Actually Roth wrote “The Human Stain” which starred Anthony Hopkins and Nicole Kidman and wasn’t half as good, so now that I think about it the acting was a major factor. Anyway, like I said, this isn’t a movie review! Just trust me and watch it.

In the film Ben Kingsley’s character talks about how the meaning of a novel changes as you get older. I think that’s perfect and strange. The words on the page don’t change, but you have changed, thus the meaning of those words has changed. This isn’t a giant revelation, I’m aware of that, but it’s so simple it’s often overlooked. I pulled out a few old books from the collection (small collection) and am going to test the theory. I encourage you to do the same. Or not.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

"The Imperial" TONIGHT 7pm @ AFI Silver in D.C.


Dead City Films’ “The Imperial” is screening tonight in D.C. as a finalist in the 2009 48hr Film Festival. I was honored to be asked to direct by my good friend and collaborator Brian Stansfield. Lots of people put lots of time and effort to pull this thing off and I wish to thank them all, so thank you all!

I think under the conditions we produced a very strong product. Brian has definitely found his way as a DP (director of photography) and someday, if he masters his craft, his stuff might just be almost as close to as good as my work, yet obviously not as good. If that makes sense. I think it does.

If you are in the DC area go and check this out. I’ll be anxious to see how we fair in the awards categories. If we win best director I’ll say “I told you.” If we win best cinematography I’ll know the competition is rigged.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Unrequited Love ( no homo)

The reason for this post is two fold : 1) I recently watched "The Holiday", a Jude Law romcom (no homo) of the "Love Actually"/"Notting Hill" family of disasters and the British characters adore the phrase "Unrequited Love." Which, when said with a British accent, makes it that much more infuriating to hear, and 2) because I needed an excuse to talk about this "no homo" phenomenon.

If you are unaware, allow me to enlighten. "No homo" is most commonly used after saying something that might be taken in a gay or otherwise homo-ish manor. Saying "no homo" erases all gayness thus rendering it null and void. See example below. If you're still confused you are probably gay (not that there's anything wrong with that , etc etc).

INT. GYM - DAY

Dude #1
Yo lets hit up the showers, no homo.

Dude #2
Hell yea. Nice. Lets get naked and crush it, no homo.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

The secret's not on the box, it is the box.

As one of the original fans of Nilla Wafers (Nilla goes back to 1968 - I’m aware of this. In fact it is rumored Sirhan Sirhan had a stash of wafers in his pocket when he shot and killed Robert Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel in June that year. He did a terrible thing, but was ahead of the curve in terms of tasty, low fat snacks) I feel embarrassed by what I’m about to admit.

The Nilla Wafer box. You already know this don’t you? I hate you people. The design that illustrates the scrumptiousness of the cookies and holds the trademark logo is placed vertically on one side and horizontally on the other. Does that not blow your mind? So when the box is placed in its upright, standing position, depending on your location it looks either vertical or horizontal.

I eat them with peanut butter and so should you. By the way, who’s ever in their LIFE, used the recipe on the side and made banana pudding? You purchase the wafers because they’re easy. Simple. Fun. Not to create other foods with. This concludes my Nilla Wafer rant.

NOTE: For all the morons looking at this picture. NO. This is not what I'm describing. It is the other side of the box that is not displayed that would be in the horizontal position right now.

Monday, May 11, 2009

" We're in trouble here champ, there's more badguys than we have bullets."

Ok so this might be my greatest blog entry to date. or worst. either way definitely the most meaningless, however i couldn't help myself.

While watching "24" tonight with my roommates (which sucks because Jack Bauer is a hack. yes i said it) I started some dialog about real movie star badasses. Not your fake Kiefer Sutherland, smoke & mirrors type wannabes; I'm talking real deal action stars. After a few minutes of arguing and getting nowhere i devised a plan (naturally). I'm far from a numbers guy, but for this I went straight up old school 8th grade science class quantitative style. The biggest badass was going to be the man (women were disqualified. bull dike's around the globe deal with it) who has the most confirmed on screen kills. Now all of a sudden I had my roommates undivided attention (joke). I looked it up and instantly had the results (of course I knew who was # 1 before looking, if you know me you know I knew which is both frighting and sad, yes). Here's an excerpt of what happened next...( I am ME (idiots) and my roommate John is JF and Chris is CA . clever i know)

ME: Chris hit pause. Pause. Chris fucking pause. Its DVR you're not gonna miss anything...
JF: Mario Van Peebles
ME: No. Strong guess but he didn't even make the top ten.
CA: Jackie Chan
ME: I believe this list is based strictly on American actors killing, well, any other nationality i guess..
CA: Schwarzenegger isn't American , he on the list?
ME: Fair point. Yes, runner up actually. Fine guys who you can sort of kind of understand what they mumble out of their mouth before they kill someone. I still have no clue what the fuck Jackie Chan is talking about.
JF: You're a huge tool.
ME: I know.
CA: The dude from Double Impact?
ME: Van Damme. Another good guess but wrong, he finished 10th.
JF: Yo just tell us I want to finish the end of this shit and go to bed.
CA: Agreed.
ME: Little actor by the name of Dolph Lundgren.
CA: Who the hell is that?
ME: Ivan Drago douchebag, from Rocky IV.
CA: Whatever 'bauerhour' is still the shit...
ME: Dolph's got 662 confirmed kills in 23 movies. 182 alone from The Punisher.
JF: The Punisher?
ME: The original, 1989.
JF: Lets finish this show I gotta get to bed.
ME: Whats not accounted for in these stats is that I heard from an oldtime union gaffer who became an LD...
CA: What's a gaffer?
ME: a crew guy, thats not important. but that Steven Segal has 3 confirmed real kills under his belt. that should put him at #1 no question.
JF: Ha, real kills. who'd he kill?
ME: Who knows. I believe it though, he can snap your neck in like 3 seconds flat from grab to twist to death.
CA: Fascinating erv. unpausing now.

Tell me you didn't enjoy that??? I don't normally post dialogue but this was so great it deserved the space. To see the full top 10 go here : http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/570751/which_action_hero_actor_has_killed_pg2.html?cat=40
Dave & Andrew (brothers) and WayneO (old man) this post was for you. Just dropped some serious action knowledge on society at large.