It's Wedding Season!

I know everyone talks about this on their blog. So naturally instead of not talking about it I am going to talk about it. But it's wedding season! I just recently got back from a friends wedding to kick off the season (which was completely gorgeous and an amazing time) .

Quick Q&A about weddings.....

Question: Why are weddings so much fun?

Answer: Because they are a valid excuse to drink heavily 2 nights in a row ( which in my current quarter life situation doesn't often happen). The Friday night, post rehearsal dinner, party is like a warm up before the real thing. For guys it sometimes helps to think of it like a combat mission. The night before the attack you go in, survey the scene, see what you are up against, and ultimately how much heavy artillery you'll need to complete the mission. ha right? no?

Question: Can you hit on other people's dates?

Answer: Of course ( I won't elaborate. I'll leave that to you guys).

Question: Do you dance with the flower girl?

Answer: No. Don't be that guy. It was happening long before Wedding Crasher's exposed it and it

was lame then.

Question: Did I dance with the flower girl at the wedding I just attended?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Do you bring a gift?

Answer: No. If you order from the registry it will ship directly to their house (or where ever they live, free shipping of course. easy option). Or get them something cool and creative, but don't physically bring it to the wedding.

Question: Can you ask other people's dates to go home with you at the end of the night?

Answer: No. You've taken it to far. Hitting on is one thing. That takes it to another level.

Question: Did I ask someone else's date to go home with me at the wedding I just......

You can see where this is going....it's wedding season....Woohoo!