" My summer vacation" - By Daniel Alan Erdman

Remember when you would come back from summer vacation and the first thing teachers would have you write about is your summer vacation and everyone's paper was titled "my summer vacation." That wasn't a question. Moving forward I am currently collecting my thoughts (and dignity which was left back in Manhattan months ago) and preparing to write a few journal entries on my experiences here in Amagansett New York, pretentiously known as "THE HAMPTONS!" So prepare yourselves readers. This is the beginning of something great (yes, it is rumored Mussolini said that to Hitler when they first shook hands and decided to take over the world together. They were wrong, but I promise this is the beginning of something great!).