Moose-Stash

So then there's this. A mustache that my consigliere* decided to grow over the weekend while we were out in the hamptons (ohh the HAMPTONS, how pretentious, what dicks!). Obviously he didn't grow it over the weekend and it took him weeks, probably months to be honest, to take full shape.

But nonetheless its there and its badass. The bet was could he make out with 4 random girls with the mustache. Could we be any frattier? Answer. No. Did he win the bet? Check back next week when I do a follow up on mustache's and the origin of said (bridge?) mustaches.
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• Main Entry: con·sig·li·e·re
• Pronunciation: \kōn-(ˌ)sil-ˈye-re, -ˈyer-ē; kän-(ˌ)si-glē-ˈye-rā, -rē, -ˈyer\
• Function: noun
• Inflected Form(s): plural con·sig·li·e·ri \-rē\ also con·sig·li·e·res
• Etymology: Italian, from consiglio advice, counsel, from Latin consilium — more at counsel
• Date: 1615
• counselor, adviser <consigliere of a Mafia family>